Crossing the Grenz
| The border with its many twists and turns can be a tricky place to navigate even with the various border markers. If anyone spent time patrolling the border it’s a safe bet to say they probably crossed the border at least once into East Germany inadvertently. It happened to me, and thanks to an alert fellow soldier I avoided capture by a couple of GAKs. |
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Once upon a time......... |
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As I walked
along the border I stopped and took some pictures of the GAKs and moved a little
further down the border. Prior to
continuing my journey I stopped at a border pole to make sure I was on
course. Just ahead was one more pole where the border made a left turn.
After making sure I was on course I proceed to cover the last 30 yards
before the border turned. While I was walking I suddenly heard the horn on my
jeep honking repeatedly. I quickly turned my head over my right shoulder towards
the noise and at that moment spotted another border pole behind me to the right.
It immediately hit me I was walking across an L-shaped peninsula of East
German territory with GAKs in the close vicinity. The two poles that marked the
peninsula were hidden by brush from the last spot where I had paused, but from
my new vantage point in East Germany I could see the tops of the poles rising
above the bushes! I immediately turned in a smooth motion so as not attract the
guards' attention and made a gradual curve back to the west side of the border.
I had hoped that from their position the GAKs would not be able to tell I had
crossed and violated the sacred sovereignty of the DDR. I was wrong. About the
time I had crossed back across the border my jeep came rumbling across a freshly
plowed field with an irate West German farmer in close pursuit.
Perry, the ever watchful and dedicated soldier he was, had saved my sorry
butt by honking his horn to alert me and then came charging across the field
like a true Cavalry Trooper to rescue another trooper in distress. Lesser souls
have suggested perhaps PFC Perry just wanted to get some close-up pictures of
the Troop Commander being hauled off to some East German jail! As Perry
drove up I threw my camera in the back and told him to get the hell out of
there. I need not have wasted my breath. No sooner was one leg in the jeep than
Perry hit the accelerator and we bounced across the field leaving one angry
farmer in a hail of dirt and drowned out German curse words.
Perry then informed me that the GAKs had witnessed the entire mishap and
had dropped their radios and ran towards me in an effort to capture me. Had it
not been for PFC Perry honking his horn, the GAKs would have apprehended
me before I had reached the other side. Needless to say, the incident scared me
so much that I didn’t go near the border for a week. To this day
the story brings a smile to my face as I remember this young, skinny kid that
came to my rescue and kept me from being hauled off to some East German
hell-hole by the border guards. Stephen Perry,
my Cold War guardian angel, currently lives in the Phoenix area and is producing a
documentary on the Iron Curtain.
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